Dun Laugh At Chinese

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.

The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000? The Chinese replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return.'

Some Pictures since Last week

On the 14th of February (yeah, Valentine's Day), some of us who are single (yeah, sad rite) went to makan ayam golek at Pantai Kundur which now is better known as Pantai Puteri.. We makan there lo.. Nice place... But I'm not quite sure on how to get there d... One day must try to go there again.. The ayam golek there was really nice... Like Kenny Rogers 1 weii... Where they turn turn the ayam in the oven thingy... Pretty cheap also... Seriously... There were 9 of us and we had like 4 chicken and 4 roti john... Altogether we paid bout 10 bucks per person oni... Oh ya, that includes some drinks also la... Then after that rite, we went to play fireworks at one of the beaches.. We stop like 3 times just to find the right beach cause the first 2 got fishermen and if we badaaaabooom!! sure kena marah 1.. So, we find and find lo... At last we found a good spot.. But, the badaaaboom wasn't here yet... Andrew was bringing them ma... He got alot of badaaaboom man... Really alot... But we played some of the minor 1s.. Walaupun minor, they still give quite some badaaaabooooms!! It was hectic-ly fun... In a way..

One type of the badaboom

The rest of da badaaabooms!

After that, around 12 am, we went to Ayer Keroh's McD to lim teh... Haha... The seniors all tell so many giler lawak jokes... Bout their experiences during camps and those driving experiences also... Too long to elaborate.. But I really had a good time listening to their jokes... Giler ppl... Hehe... And 1 of the senior is....

Russel Peters..!!! Hahaha...
He's Vijay btw...

And some of the seniors doing their thing...

Then on Sunday, I go church lo... Walaupun I slept like super late the night before, I still manage to get up and go to church.. On top of that, I was pretty much awake... Probably because the sermon was really interesting... Yeah.. Hehehe... After that, BADMINTON BURN BURN BURN.. Hehehe... Credit goes to Yen for that song... Yeah, we played badminton and after badminton we lepak at outside there talk talk lo... After that, Sharma and Kah Wei say wanna go eat... But I no money... Really pokai d... They say they belanja.. I feel bad but still, I went... So, Sharma, Kah Wei, Shaun and myself went to Jiki to have our dinner... I had Maggee Goreng and teh-o longan... The teh-o longan was new and it was good... Really nice... Then we had 2 baskets of otak2 and some satay... Good food... Thanx Sharma and Kah Wei... Hehehe... 1 day must belanja them back... They fed me when I got no money... After dinner, we fool around abit lo.. We took some funny pictures... I was reluctant to take some of them cause "some1" said that taking those kinda picture is a girl thingy... Then, another "some1" said I take pictures for the girls ma... Hahaha.. Thanx to the 2nd "some1"

Kah Wei.. And that's not his tongue..

Kah Wei again.. And that's still not his tongue

Uh uh ahhhh ahhh Grrrr...
Some sesated tribal dude...

Saun during Thaipusam or was it Wesak Day...

Uhmm... Yeah..

Uhmmm... Alrite....

And Saun trying to feel more pain..

I've no idea where this is...

Then on monday, we went to Simply Fish to have dinner... Man.. I spend quite alot these few days... Just realised it.. Haha...

Oh... Then dunno when rite, I pinjam Izza's necklace/bracelet and tied them around my finger... Nah... I give u... The Fingerlet...!! I just realise another thing... I tied it around "those" fingers... Hehe...

Ta-daaaa...

Then on Tuesday nite, I went for Interfaith Talk.. Was really reluctant to go... And kinda regret going... Cause I was really really really tired... Really... I was like half awake when I drove there.. Class ends at 6 and I rush back to mandi, makan-ed a little and rush back to Campus... I reach campus around 7 smth... Supposed to reach there by 6.30 actually... Really, I shudn't have go... Ai... I must really learn how to say "NO" at times... At there, Usher lo... Dah la penat, my brother's kasut that i pakai, kopak... Aiiii giler bad luck... Then formal summore...

Then yesterday nite, I went for CG... But I wasn't tired yesterday... I was out the whole day... Class started at 8am and got up like at 6.30.. And after class, went to see low's presentation... She was pretty fast... I mean... Really fast... She kinda like rushed it... Maybe cause she was nervous la.. Sad didn't get to see Kelvin's presentation... After watching, Kelvin, Yen and I went to JJ's KFC to have lunch... After that, send them back to campus cause they got class.. Then drove to MP/DP to meet up with Kathy... Yay..!! She's back from India... Yahooo... And walaupun she said she fat abit, but i dun see any difference 1.. Hahaha.. But seriously, she's like taller d... Or am I shrinking? Hmmm.. But it was fun la.. Hang out.. Got to know a lil bit more bout her life over there... The sad thing is, I probably get to see her one more time THIS YEAR... Which is next saturday during her b'day party... But on dat day, she probably would be too lazy layan-ing her frens and relatives la.. Not much of catching up could be done there... Aiyo... But still it was good that we met up... Gonna miss u, jie...

Then after she balik, I went to Bukit Cina there to wait for some CG members for our CG lo.. We went to Pastor Joanne's place.. And we had our dinner there... Good food... Thank u, pastor..!! Then after dinner, we played pictionary... It's a game where we are supposed to draw out the word which is on the card... The beginning was a lil slow... Cause some of us (yeah, that includes me) never played them before... And after awhile, got the hang of it, and well, it turned out to be quite fun.. Hehe... Darn lawak time it was...

And then, we played with Pastor's puppy, Tuggy...
She pretty manja weiii... Tengok muka shiok...

Tuggy again

This is 1 of Tuggy's toy.. A PADDINGTON BEAR..!!

Then after that, balik rumah masing masing... Was not that tired also... Seriously... Probably cause I had fun.. Hahaha...

STUPID!

Why!? I'm sorry...
I promise I wun lie anymore...

My Future Shoes

Nice not? I giler suka weiii...

Uhm... Chen Li jie jieeee... U in KL rite? Can help me check this shoe how much ma? Cause in Melaka here no stock and it's SUPER expensive... I think it's about 70 bucks more exp... Hehehe... Ermmm.. Can help me buy also ma? X P hehehehehe

The day before and Yesterday

Tuna Sandwich from Old Town

Peri Chips with Peri Dips from Nandos...

Some mini waffle... Giler sedap weiiiii

On the 12th of February 2009... We, the CG members of the great leader Jan Sen, had our 1st bible study of the trimester at Louis place... We had a quick animal game that will be introduced soon to MGC and it was well, pretty fun.. Then we celebrated 2 of our CG ppls burfday...

Guess who?

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It's Nenek and Jan Sen's..
This is a nice picture, according to Loius la..

The maidens of our CG..

Ok, this looks yucky... But it's totally YUMMY...

And some of them got Nenek and Jan Sen some really nice top... They also look really really nice in them... Hahaha...

Posers with their new tops..

Again.. Ai... Budak2 mase kini...

And once again, Nenek... Cool picture rite?
It's the camera that made it nice...

The Difference

The difference between men and women -

One of my fren sent this e-mail to me... And I must share... Hehehe... Must watch k?

The Past Few Days...

On Tuesday, Yen and I went to JJ after her class and before mine to go and have some lunch and get the Paddington Bear... Yeah, it's hers but hehehe... I stole it from her... Wait... The better word is kidnapped... Muahaha... But eventho i kidnap rite, I still treat my hostage very well... Hehehe...

See... Wat I told ya? Protection k?

And also, I gave him my bed... Well, we shared the bed..

After that, on Wednesday, Gerard sms-ed me and we went to DreamBox in Dataran for some karaoke-ing sessions... Hahaha... Very funny... We sang that "pheng yeo (friend)" song... There... The 1 got "i chi hua (i word) i pei zhi (i think that means forever)" then got smth smth and "hai you wor (still got me)" 1... hahaha... Good song... I dunno the lyrics also hantam oni... Fun fun... Hehehe... Before the karaoke sessions, we went to Old town to get our lunch... Yeah... Lunch was supremely fantastic.. Haha...

Chris had some Nasi Lemak thingy...

I had Asam Laksa.... *droooools*

And a cup of some Nam Yang drink... Gao Gao...

Then at nite, I drove to church for prayer meeting... Wei Jin came again... Syabas..!! And Yen Mei also came... Syabas..!! Hehehe... ^ ^ After that we went next door with Brader Tony for supper... But the cool thing was, that nite, Ah Derk was having hiccups... And he had that for like the whole day... Since morning... And so, we prayed for him... Guess wat? Straight away kao tim... No more hiccups... Hehehe.. See... Prayer really works... So, if u guys got any prayer request, just let me know k? Will pray...

Oh oh... Got another cool thing that I found out on that day... And that is....

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Sharma's Picture.. And his fortune from fortune cookie.. Hehe...

Then the next day, Thursday, I went for classes at usual.. But the fun part was... At nite... We went for CG... woot woot... Hahaha... And i drove... YAY..!! Finally... But the thing is ar... Very memalukan weiii... I not sure the fastest way to Wok and Pan... T.T So, Jan Sen, the CG leader, was my navigator la... Hehehe.. Now, I think i do know... I think...

We had our dinner at Wok and Pan la... I had Chef's Pork Burger... It was 9.90 but seriously, TOTALLY worth every penny... But for us Malaysians, worth every cent..!! Haha... Seriously... U will see why later... Altho it's not a really good illustration, seriously, it was worth it...

Nah... The "Illustration"

The "Super Model" upclose..

After dinner, we went to have my 1st boat ride in Malacca and some 2nds for others... It was fun la.. Cause when we got to the boat ride place, the other CG, marilyn's CG, they shouted Jan Sen's name to every boat that they see.. Cause they thought that we were already in 1 and see which 1 Jan Sen's in... So, they shout la... We retaliated by shouting Charise (which is marilyn's stage name... Hahaha...) and Asaph.. Hahaha...

See.. Boat ride also got Nice Looking Nenek.. X P

And of cuz, Maria-Anne
(the anne pronounced as brother in Tamil)

Yeah, walaupun Malacca river, it was still really pretty at nite..

Then at nite, 1 Corinthians 13 : 4-8... I shall wait...